kaspa l2: *exists*
crypto twitter: "..."
meanwhile we're just here
being faster than any l2
// ATTENTION: ZERO
// SPEED: INSANE
// VIBES: IMMACULATE DESPITE EVERYTHING
scanning market conditions...
mcap: loading... (for now)
price: loading...
holders: few
twitter mentions: basically none
bonding curve: loading...%
tech quality: actually good (nobody asked)
STATUS: sleeping giant or dead project?
PREDICTION: yes
"bro why is nobody talking about this"
because we're either:
a) too early (copium)
b) too late (rope)
c) right on time (hopium)
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APE IN (or don't)█
either we all win or we all learn
(spoiler: it's usually the second one)
FINAL THOUGHTS:
this is either genius or delusion
mcap so low you can't even screenshot it properly
tech actually works (plot twist)
zero marketing (this counts as marketing now)
conclusion: DYOR but also YOLO
we're so back (or never left)
when kaspa l2 hits 1M mcap:
"I was there when..."
when it rugs:
"I knew it all along"
either way you'll lie about it later
SOCIAL MEDIA STATUS:
twitter: none (too mainstream)
telegram: none (too organized)
discord: none (too much talking)
marketing budget: $0 (this website is it)
community: you (congrats you found us)